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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied: 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shots him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man: 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied: 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 30 iunie 2008 22:38
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Trimisa de Keops pe 30 iunie 2008 18:35
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said, 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added, '... And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit tipsy after a drink, and he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
His wife went red with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out '... And I can't remember who she was!'
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 10 mai 2008 15:10
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...
It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
{F} - Fake.
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Trimisa de Keops 007 pe 17 octombrie 2007 17:41
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