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An arab at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, noÖ I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isnít that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast !
 
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Trimisa de dan pe 13 iunie 2007 19:07 | 2609 afisari
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A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 1450 km per year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 83 litres of beer per year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 5.7 litres per 100 km.
Not bad!
 
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Trimisa de cat pe 10 mai 2007 09:39 | 2439 afisari
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Donation

Father O'Malley answers the phone.
"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the Irish Tax Office. Can you help us?"
"I can"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will".
 
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Trimisa de cat pe 16 martie 2007 16:37 | 2657 afisari
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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.
The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow."
 
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Trimisa de cat pe 15 martie 2007 16:58 | 3084 afisari
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