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Vatican Press Release

“Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: "God!" or "Oh God!" or "My God!" or "Oh my God!" will NOT be considered PRAYING.
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Trimisa de pe 24 martie 2009 12:52 | 1997 afisari
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorts the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," says the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI."
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 17 februarie 2009 22:25 | 1619 afisari
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Mira in espagnol:

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."

Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 10 decembrie 2008 23:38 | 2530 afisari
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... but he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 17 septembrie 2008 10:47 | 1926 afisari

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